releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”



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lucy-vanpelt:

OMG. What is air?



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  • HARRY: It's a fairy-tale fucking town, isn't it? How can a fairy-tale town not be somebody's fucking thing? How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches and all of that beautiful fucking fairy-tale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh?
  • KEN: What I think I meant to say was...
  • HARRY: Are the swans still there?
  • KEN: Yeah, there's swans.
  • HARRY: How can fucking swans not fucking be somebody's fucking thing? How can that be?!




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